My sister sent this to me today *grin* – I’m going to pick out a few of my favorites, having grown up in the Syracuse/Liverpool area and gone to Clarkson University in Potsdam, which is about an hour south of Montreal and Ottawa, to give you and idea…

* You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
* The mosquitoes have landing lights
* You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
* TrueValue Hardware on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas
* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow
* You think everyone from New York City has an accent
* You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only eight buttons
* Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
* You’ve ever kept food cold by putting it on the back porch
* You find -20F a little chilly
* You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your winter boots
* You can play road hockey on ice skates
* Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
* You know the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction
* The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus

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