Strange brown gunk is falling out of the sky in Idaho.

…the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality has no explanation. Lab tests confirmed there is pollen in the substance. It also contains ethanol, complex sugars and starches.

You know what else consists of ethanol, complex sugars, and starches? A good chocolate mousse, and that’s brown too! (Well, usually brandy is used instead of ethanol, but the idea is the same.) I can’t explain the pollen, perhaps it’s someone’s secret ingredient.