This one’s for my mom, who unintentionally came up with the funniest “alternate” lyrics for songs on the radio, like “Feed the Navy” instead of “Stay the Night” (The Cars) and “I can’t coconut” instead of “I Can’t Go For That” (Hall & Oates). Read the article: Misheard lyrics create chorus of laughter or go directly to the website: www.kissthisguy.com – thank you, Jimmy Hendrix. *grin*